Vandal in sandals

vandal in sandals

You are fighting a vandal in sandals.

Although his choice in footwear may be suspect, nobody holds a candle to him when it comes to vandalism. Just when the neighborhood thinks they have a handle on this scandal, he shows up with a new pair of sandals and more spray paint than any lawful citizen will ever need.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He kicks at you, sending one of his sandals flying into your face. Well, it's no Tae Kwon Leap, but it still smarts.
• He covers you in gold spray paint and you start asphyxiating. It's probably because of the fumes, though, not because your superpowers include cutaneous gas exchange.
• He spray paints you purple, probably as part of some diabolic plan to turn the world over to space aliens. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to kick you but, well, sandals.
• He covers you in gold spray paint. You look awesome.
• He spray paints you purple, but purple is the best color anyway.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 5-8 chips.

You gain 6 experience.

You got an item: flip-flops (25.2 ± 1.3%)
You got an item: vandal vest (19.9 ± 1.2%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• Your neighborhood
  

References

• The first hit message refers to the "Ti Kwan Leep" comedy sketch by The Frantics.