Yule Horse
Yule Horse
Plural: copies of the Yule Horse
So, a wooden horse, huh? I suppose yule be expecting some reference to a bunch of ancient guys fooling another bunch of ancient guys and so on. Well, that or jokes about rocking horses.
Or a bunch of lame meta-humor. Yeah, let's go with that.
Comes from December 2013 Item of the Month
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Combat Usable
Only one item of this type can be used per combat.
How Obtained
Use yule blocks in combat
You hide out in the burning horse, gently rolling it in front of your opponent.
Apparently having missed that day in class, the <foe> accepts the gift (and probably gets involved in a land war in Asia as an encore). Between the X damage and the shock of you popping out of the smoldering structure, they're probably more embarrassed about accepting a burning horse sculpture than you do about hiding in it.
And, hey, you found enough planks to put together a new shed. Everything's coming up <player>!
You got an item: yule shed 
Notes
- X is between 5*Level and 7*Level, up to 50-70.
- Stuns for two rounds (including the round in which it was used).
References
- Yule be expecting a Trojan Horse reference.
- Involvement in a land war in Asia is a reference to the movie The Princess Bride.
- The combat use message also refers to the quote "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" from the "Mom and Pop Art" episode of The Simpsons.
