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It seems to grant some exclusive Openings:

:'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)
:'''Swish and Flick''' to summon the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. (spell critical)

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*You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal {{col|psychic|X damage}} and shake his confidence.  ''(-X Defense, -X Offense)''


*You extend the turkey feather wand, summoning the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies.
::'''''followed by:'''''
:It takes the form of a man in a gorilla suit and a space helmet. He bludgeons the <foe> for '''X damage'''.
::'''''or'''''
:It burns the <foe>, causing {{col|acid|X damage}} of toxic troma... err, trauma.
::'''''or'''''
:It takes the form of a prequel to Array's favorite movie, scarring it for {{col|psychic|X damage}}.
::'''''or'''''
:It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col|electric|X damage}}.
::'''''or'''''
:Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col|ice|X damage}}.
::'''''or'''''
:It takes the form of tiny flaming UFOs that look supiciously like paper plates. They crash into the <foe> for {{col|fire|X damage}}.
::'''''or'''''
:It gets louder and louder, attempting to compensate for its awfulness through volume, but only succeeds in doing {{col|sonic|X damage}}.

[[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]]  06:25, 1 November 2013 (PDT)