Laughing yeti

laughing yeti

You are fighting a laughing yeti.

This was a great choice. People should really dress up, or be dressed up, as yetis more often.

Little known fact: Yetis have the best sense of humor of all cryptids.

Granted, that's kind of a low bar. I mean, mokole-mbembe still think the knock-knock joke is humanity's greatest gift to life on this planet.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The yeti tells a joke, but you can't even hear it over the roar of laughter. (sonic) damage
• The yeti launches into a monologue about heroes, brutally jabbing at all of your misgivings in the name of humor. (psychic) damage
• The yeti cracks a joke, but it isn't very funny, so it just punches you.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The yeti cracks a joke, but you don't laugh. Then it gets all huffy and calls you a Neanderthal, which is actually kind of funny.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some experience.

You got an item: yeti yurt (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Disguise Foe
  

Notes

• Foes that can be disguised into this:
  • Lady Macbeth
  • your evil twin
  • Lavagna
• The XP is the same as the original encounter, no chips dropped though.
• The items dropped by the original foe will no longer drop.