Difference between revisions of "Superagent"

Your sidekick hasn't become a secret agent with superpowers or anything like that. That stuff is still all your job. Instead, they've become an agent for a superhero. The superhero is you. They're your agent.

Level cap: 20

Full-time sidekick.
Obtained from: Superagency and You

Ability: Attracts villains, interferes with opponents, and can make mad chips

Messages

During combat, 50% of the time:

• <sidekick> makes a gigantic fuss until your foe switches over to a new, kid-friendly weapon. (Lowers Offense)
• <sidekick> complains furiously until your opponent agrees to a costume change. It almost has to be less protective; fanservice and proper armor rarely go hand in hand. (Lowers Defense)
• <sidekick> insists your opponent aim in line with Interstellar Minions Local 501 regulations. (Lowers Accuracy)
• <sidekick> makes some updates to the choreography so there are more clean hits in the promo shots. Your opponent reluctantly agrees. (Lowers Dodging ability)
• <sidekick> gets tired of waiting for the fight to end and takes some promotional photos of your opponent. They're momentarily blinded by the brilliant flash. (Stuns for 1 round)

At the end of combat, depending on how many rounds the fight lasted:

• By the time you've cleaned up after the fight <sidekick> has already sold the movie and toy rights for it. You gain 4X chips. (1 round)
• By the time the fight's done, <sidekick> is already selling the rights for the novelization. You gain 2X chips. (2 rounds)
• <sidekick> uses a few seconds after the fight to talk up your marketability with the studio. You gain X chips. (3 rounds)
• <sidekick> doesn't have time left over after the fight to handle the rights. It's a shame, because the choreography was top notch. (4 or more rounds)
  

Running away (including fast runaways?):

• <sidekick> takes a couple quick publicity shots and hands them to a nearby bird. Kids these days.
• <sidekick> takes a couple candid publicity shots and sends them to a supermarket tabloid. Did you get the superagent book mixed up with the superpaparazzi book again?
• <sidekick> takes a couple quick publicity shots and forwards them to the studio.
• <sidekick> tells some passersby about your upcoming feature film... which they can see as soon as <sidekick> convinces the studio to make it.

Notes

• X seems to be level dependent and uncapped with an unknown range.