Skateboarding teen
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You are fighting a skateboarding teen.
Some punk teenager on a skateboard seems to have the mistaken impression that just because you're wearing a goofy superhero outfit, that means you're willing to put up with being taunted and pushed around a little. Boy is he ever wrong.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He kicks the skateboard out from under his feet. It zips toward you and ricochets off your shins painfully. You wince the night away.
- Getting his bearings, the skateboarder wheels about, rails against you, and then trucks over and decks you.
- The skater kicks the board into the air and then scrapes it down the length of your torso. Man, what a grind.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The teen swoops toward you on his skateboard, but at the last second he hits a rock and goes sprawling.
- He skates at you, but becomes too bored to follow through.
- Another skater zips by, cutting off the teen's attack route and forcing him to bail.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 5-8 chips.
You gain 7 experience.
You got an item: skateboard 
(16 ± 14.7%)
You got an item: firecracker 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
