Green Horseshoe of Death
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You are fighting a Green Horseshoe of Death.
You try to start up the executable, but no luck! In fact, the opposite of luck happens!
There's a saying, two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Apparently combining two pieces of good luck--a clover and a horseshoe--make for one very evil computer component indeed.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The horseshoe flies through the air and gets a ringer around your neck.
- The horseshoe drops onto your head. They can't all be glorious descriptions of epic combat. Sometimes you just get cliches.
- The horseshoe spins around so all the luck leaks out all over you. Who knew that luck was corrosive? (acid) damage
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The horseshoe lands at your feet. In this case, close only counts in hand grenades.
- You flip the horseshoe so that the prongs point up, keeping all that tasty luck inside.
- The horseshoe is firmly nailed to a rafter, so it just sort of sits there.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 120 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Notes
- Occurs when you choose "bat", "exe", "load", "run", or "zip" on There's a Blog.Org for This.
- Using a degausser destroys this foe, yielding subscript beta.
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This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain. |