Abe Costello

Abe Costello

You are fighting Abe Costello.

I Don't Know about this third baseman. There's something kind of fishy about him.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You try to talk your way out of the fight, but the 3B says, "I Don't Give a Darn," and the shortstop hits you from behind.
Naturally, the right fielder, who shouldn't be anywhere near third base, happens to be over here this time to assist with a beatdown.
He knocks you into Tomorrow with his bat. You have to apologize to the pitcher.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Costello throws a ball to the second baseman, who throws it out to left field. You can't figure out What they're doing, or Why, but it's okay by you.
The third baseman asks the center fielder to help, but he says he can't. When asked why, the coach says, "Because, he's busy."
Abe calls for the catcher, but he's too slow to get here Today.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ((0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: baseball bat (15%)
You got an item: baseball (15%)
You got an item: cleats (15%)
You got an item: leather gloves (15%)
You got an item: smart bandages (15%)
You got an item: smart juice (15%)
You got an item: baseball jersey (15%)
You got an item: catcher's mask (15%)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (15%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

The image is of Lou Costello. The name "Abe" hints at Bud Abbott, the other half of the pair Abbott and Costello.
The hit and miss message refer to the Who's on First? comedy routine, made famous by Abbott and Costello.
The name refers to one of two baseball players, either catcher Alberto Castillo or pitcher Alberto Castillo.