Albert Cujos
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You are fighting Albert Cujos.
Named after a prince and a rabid dog, this thug of a first baseman with the mug of a brute is nearly foaming at the mouth to put you out.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- For some reason you're forced to run to where he's standing, even though Albert's waiting for you with a baseball. He hits you when you get there.
- He grips his bat and shouts "By the power of baseball I have power!" which doesn't really make much sense. Then he knocks you senseless with a swing.
- He hammers you straight into the ground with his bat. You have to dig yourself back out.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Hobbled by some unpronounceable foot injury, he can't catch up to you when you run away. Guess that's why this guy normally just stands there at first base.
- He grips his bat and shouts "By the power of baseball I have power!" You ship him off to the Department of Redundancy Department for some learning and education.
- He's about to pummel you mercilessly, but an umpire declares you safe. He argues with the umpire but stops short of getting himself ejected, unfortunately.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ((0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: baseball bat 
(15%)
You got an item: baseball 
(15%)
You got an item: cleats 
(15%)
You got an item: leather gloves 
(15%)
You got an item: smart bandages 
(15%)
You got an item: smart juice 
(15%)
You got an item: baseball jersey 
(15%)
You got an item: catcher's mask 
(15%)
You got an item: umpire's glasses 
(15%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Notes
- Appears on Inning 1, 2 outs; Inning 4, 2 outs; Inning 7, 2 outs.
References
- The name refers to baseball player Albert Pujols.
- "By the power of baseball I have power!" refers to He-man "By the power of Greyskull: I have the power!"
- The description refers to Prince Albert and Cujo, a novel about a rabid dog.
