Australian alligator seeker
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You are fighting an australian alligator seeker.
Good onya! You've found an Ozzie alligator seeker. When this bloke isn't barracking his favorite aerial pingpong team, he's out seeking alligators and other animals so that he can tame 'em. He's a bit of a bounce, though, and he'd just as happily tame a stickybeak wowser like you as take a squizz at ya.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- One of his caiman companions gives you its patent-pending 16,000 Newton bite.
- He unleashes his pet drop bear on you. It isn't pretty.
- He wings a boomerang to your left and takes the moment to explain that they don't actually come back. As you're listening, it cracks you in the back of the head and he starts laughing uproariously. damage + (acid) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- One of his caiman companions gives you its patent-pending 16,000 Newton bite. Luckily, this is Twilight, so you're just buried under falling apples.
- He calls for his pet drop bear, but you've got Vegemite behind your ears.
- He wings a boomerang to your left, but you know better than to worry about it coming back to hit you.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 18-29 chips.
You gain 23 experience.
You got an item: boomerang 
(19.3 ± 2.8%)
You got an item: football helmet 
(15.4 ± 2.6%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to ice damage.
Locations
References
- Australian rules football is often jokingly (or derogatorily) referred to as "aerial pingpong".
- How a football helmet is related to Australian rules football is explained in the helmet's description.
- A "stickybeak wowser" is a nosy spoilsport in Australian slang (source).