Band that heeds you

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band that heeds you

You are fighting the band that heeds you.

In the tunnels you find a group of lost and dazed musicians. They listen intently as you suggest how to leave. But as they turn to walk away confusion overcomes you and you attack the group. Apparently you've never heard the expression, "Don't fight the band that heeds you."
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • Simon says they start out with a cover of "Lace Grand," but then as it fades to the sound of silence, they blast you with a chilling "Farborough Scare."
  • The blondie in the band does a solo "Raid Away and Fade-iate" in the key of G which isn't too bad, but halfway through she shifts to the much sharper maul key.
  • The band takes a petty stance and smacks you with a "Mast Lance with Dairy Jane."

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

  • They prepare to churn out a beatless rendition of "Bet it Lee" but then decide to let it be.
  • They rock out with one sinister groove after another. But strangely each painful groove proves gainful.
  • One of the band guerillaz charges you with some sunshine in a bag. Attacking is easier dead than sun, though, so his assault dies without hurting you.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Chips-white.gif You gain 19-30 chips.

You gain 25 experience.

You got an item: hedge slammer Hedge-slammer.gif (23.8 ± 3.4%)
You got an item: lack of pies Lack-of-pies.gif (14.7 ± 2.8%)
You got an item: bite noise wristwands White-noise-armbands.gif (16.7 ± 3%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.