Biff Socko

Biff Socko

You are fighting Biff Socko.

A villain of the classic sort, Biff dreams big but tends to leave gaping holes in the structure of his nefarious schemes.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Biff sends you careening into a percussion section. Thump! Crash! Gonnnnng! damage+ (sonic) damage
Biff punches you right in the kisser. Pow! Bang! Zowie!
Biff socks you. Bam! Crunch! Kablammo!

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Biff sends you careening into a percussion section, but it turns out to just be one guy with a keyboard. Oontz! Oontz! Oontz!
Biff aims a punch at your kisser, but you turn your cheek just in time. Ka-dodge!
Biff tries to sock you, but you got enough of those for Christmas last year. Whiff!

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-91-93-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Biff Socko's socks (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

This enemy is a static Villain.