Big & tall shoreman
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You are fighting a big & tall shoreman.
This shore worker isn't just long, he's big and tall.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The shoreman swipes at you with his longshoreman's hook and mauls you something fierce. If you've ever been mauled by a bear, it feels something like that.
- You try to run and dodge, but this guy's so big he only takes two steps for three of yours. He catches you easily and jerks mercilessly on your arm.
- He claps his two giant ham-sized fists against your skull, making a ham sandwich. With your head as the bread on the inside and his hands as the ham on the outside. It's a pretty lousy sandwich, I guess.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He presses his attack but you refuse to give in to pier pressure.
- The dock worker tosses you off the dock and into the water, and then watches and laughs as you climb out. You're wet, but basically unharmed.
- Before he can attack you whip out a piece of rope and deftly tie a stopper not. Obligingly, he stops.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 53-88 chips.
You gain 70 experience.
You got an item: docker's pants 
(20 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: big left hook 
(14.2 ± 2.5%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- A word play on Longshoreman, which is a person who loads and unloads ships at a seaport.