Big thug

big thug

You are fighting a big thug.

This guy is both shifty and menacing, so he's got one up on the regular thugs.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The thug throws his knife at you. It misses, but while you're watching it go by he catches you with a swift kick.
He sticks you with his knife. You squeal like a stuck hero, which as it turns out sounds an awful lot like a stuck pig.
He punches you with his gloved fist. The gloves keep him from skinning his knuckles, but they provide no such service for your face.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He throws his knife at you. It misses, and he has to go pick it up.
He menaces you with his knife. "That's not a knife," you say, lying through your teeth. The look of confusion on his face is priceless.
The thug jabs at you with his knife, but you disarm him with one well-timed kick. You wait patiently while he scrambles after his weapon.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 6-9 chips.