Boisterously bragging brawler
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You are fighting a boisterously bragging brawler.
Some times, the name tells you everything. Villains are especially good at picking names that directly apply to what they do. For instance, if you're fighting a guy named 8-Ball, he's probably a billiards-themed villain. Likewise, this dude is just like he sounds: a fighter who won't shut up.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He fixes his impressive mustache while telling you about how he'll give you "what for." (sonic) damage
- He stops fighting long enough talk about how awesome he is, and no, he won't shut up. (sonic) damage
- He pauses mid-punch to tell you about the time he beat up James Figg. (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries a bit of rope-a-dope, but it's more soap-on-a-rope.
- He slugs you in the gut, but because of your awesome, super-heroic abs, you don't even notice.
- He swings at you, trying to land a haymaker, but you counter with a pitchfork.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 113 experience.
You got an item: random raggedy rod 
(9.9 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: wiggling wombat whiskers 
(25%)
You got an item: wiggling wombat whiskers (25%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The third hit message mentions James Figg, an English bare-knuckle boxer.
- The first miss message refers to Muhammad Ali's famous Rope-a-dope boxing style.