Bryll Bison

Bryll Bison

You are fighting Bryll Bison.

Once a successful biographer of other villains, Bison grew to envy their glamorous lifestyles so much he decided he'd change his focus from criminal biography to criminal autobiography.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Mr. Bison hits you with a suitcase full of valueless paper currency.
• Bryll tases you for a while before launching into a story about how he learned to use a taser. (electric) damage
• After some pestering, Bryll agrees to sign your hand, but the pen is surprisingly sharp.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Mr. Bison offers to buy you off with some Bryllbucks. Apparently they'll be worth something after he kidnaps the mayor, but you can safely turn him down for now.
• Bryll pulls out a taser, but launches into a story about how he learned to use it rather than just shooting you.
• After some pestering, Bryll agrees to sign your hand. What? Just because he's gone crazy doesn't mean he wasn't a great author.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-17-225-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Bryll Bison's I'm a Danger Here Myself (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• Refers to author Bill Bryson.