Bumble Beta

Bumble Beta

You are fighting Bumble Beta.

Small and among the most human of the Paddlebots in terms of personality, the Bumble Beta is more dangerous due to its clumsiness than to any real malicious intent.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The Bumble Beta tries the change forms, but loses its balance and falls on you.
The little Paddlebot zips up to say hi, but fails to put on the brakes and rams you painfully in the shin.
The Paddlebot attempts to shoot a passing Fordicon, but drops his weapon, which somehow fires and manages to hit you. Naturally.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The little Beta turns toward you through the surf, but trips and falls in the knee-deep water. You're splashed with spray, but otherwise unharmed.
Before he can attack, a flying machine swoops down and shoots at him. He dives to the ground, then gets up and dusts himself off. "Prime told me there'd be days like this," he whines.
The little paddle boat tries to ram you, but a large swan swims across his path, and he has to dodge. It's just plain foolish to play chicken with a swan, you know.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <scaling> experience.

You got an item: Paddlebot logo (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain (5.3 ± 1.7%)