Castle guard

castle guard

You are fighting a castle guard.

This appears to be a more modern-style soldier, outfitted with a vaguely WWII setup. Which, admittedly, isn't all that modern by today's standards.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He shoots you with his crossbow... okay, even less modern then you were thinking.
He stops in the middle of the fight to eat a stroopwafel and have some coffee, then splashes you with the dregs. The coffee was long cold, but they mix it strong here. (acid) damage
He throws one of those old-timey stick grenades at you. To everyone's surprise, it actually still works. damage + (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He begins to winch his crossbow... okay, even less modern then you were thinking.
He stops in the middle of the fight to eat a stroopwafel and have some coffee. It's really impolite, but you do manage to get a good "last meal" zinger out of it, so it worked out okay in the end.
He throws one of those old-timey stick grenades at you. To no one's surprise, it doesn't actually work anymore.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 162-269 chips.