Class alchemist

class alchemist

You are fighting a class alchemist.

Every class has an alchemist. You know the guy, sitting in back of class, cracking jokes, setting things on fire, and setting off smoke bombs.

The difference is, in villain school, that guy's the one wrecking the curve for everyone else.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He dumps out a class project in your general direction. It crawls towards you unsettlingly. X (psychic) damage
He extends a hand with a joybuzzer. When you take a step back, you realize he's electrified the ground somehow. Well, points for creativity. X (electric) damage
He catches you with a stink bomb. What a zany kid.

On second thought, it's probably some kind of chemical weapon. Stink bombs don't usually give you acid burns. X (acid) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He dumps out a class project in your general direction. It smells pretty vile, but doesn't seem harmful.
He extends a hand with an obvious joybuzzer. You give it a nice firm shake, which seems to disappoint the alchemist somehow.
He tosses a stink bomb at you. What a zany kid.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: alchemical stink bomb (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: disappearing ink (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: chalky eraser (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: rubber candy (Unspecified Drop rate)