Classifieds

Item Number: 2431
Description ID: 26971804
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classifieds
Plural: numbers for classifieds
You put the number for a classified advertisement in your PDA. Do you push the send button? Do ya?

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 90
Usable

How Obtained

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	PDA	rolled-up newspaper
	classifieds

When Used

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First time per day:

You call the classified number and get a list of odd jobs they'd be interested in having you dead. Thankfully none of them involve assassinating anyone with your hat.

You gain an effect: Classified. (Added for 90 minutes.)

Any uses after the first:

Talking on the phone is exhausting, especially after dealing with people all week at your day job. Once a night is clearly enough, right?

Notes

• Item is not consumed when used.
• Based on an entry posted by aaron during the October 2015 Crafting Contest.

References

• The use message refers to the character Oddjob from Goldfinger.