Confused alien tourist
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| confused alien tourist |
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You are fighting the confused alien tourist.
Well, the good news is that we're not alone in the universe. The bad news is that they've had thousands of years to perfect their "standing in the middle of the aisle trying to get the camera out of their fanny pack to take the perfect picture" technology. Humanity can't even hope to keep up.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The tourist takes a picture of you, but the flash is so bright you're pretty sure they'll be able to see your skeleton. (fire) damage
- The alien asks you something in its language. When you try to explain you can't understand, it just repeats it slower and much, much louder. damage + (sonic) damage
- You get punched in the gut. I'm not saying it was an alien, but I'll let the evidence speak for itself. damage + (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The tourist starts to take a picture of you, but you point out the "No Flash Photography" sign.
- The alien asks you something in its language, but all you know is the universal greeting.
- The alien stops to look at the casino's construction, shaking its head in shame.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-117-188-? chips.
You gain 155 experience.
You got an item: spacetime camera 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: interstellar pack 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: xenoflower shirt 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified