Costumed thug (kitty cat)

costumed thug

You are fighting a costumed thug.

This particular thug is dressed up like a cat. Meee-ow!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She claws you. The claws on her costume are paper, so it doesn't hurt any less.
She reminds you of your past together, all those good times... until you remember you've never seen her before in her life, leaving you shaken. (psychic) damage
Black costume fur really shouldn't be unlucky, but you do get hit by a deorbiting satellite. damage + (fire) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She claws you, but the claws on her costume are felt, so it doesn't really matter.
She reminds you of your past together, all those good times, except for the part where you've never met her before.
Black costume fur really shouldn't be unlucky, so you're not too worried.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 10 experience.

You got an item: cat suit (44.5 ± 7.6%)
You got an item: kitty-cat ears (37.6 ± 7.4%)
You got an item: tissue candy bag (17.8 ± 2.5%)