Costumed thug (witch)

costumed thug

You are fighting a costumed thug.

This particular thug is dressed up like a witch. Don't worry, she can't cast a spell on you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She doesn't manage to convince you to tie yourself to a rock, but still stabs you anyway.
She beats you with her horse... I mean, her broomstick.
She douses you with her witch's brew. It seems to be mostly acid. (acid) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She tries to convince you to tie yourself to a rock, but you have the deeper magic of laughing in her face.
She shoots you with her boomstick... I mean her broomstick. Actually, she doesn't shoot you at all.
She splashes her witch's brew at you, but you're not too worried about Halloween punch.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 10 experience.

You got an item: witch's dress (50 ± 7.3%)
You got an item: witch's hat (38.2 ± 7.1%)
You got an item: tissue candy bag (17.8 ± 2.5%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

The second hit message refers to the horse, which is not a broomstick at all.
The second miss message refers to Army of Darkness and its protagonist's "boomstick".