David C. Rockett

David C. Rockett

You are fighting David C. Rockett.

One of the most famous of the frontiersmen, mister Rockett is a sharpshooter extraordinaire and the sole driving force behind the corporate coonskin cap.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He shoots you with a rockett. I pity anyone fooled by that extra 't', because the rockett is all business. damage+ (fire) damage
He sticks an axe in you, then shoots it so the bullet splits along the axe's edge. So it's like you just got shot twice... and the whole axe thing.
David starts singing a theme song he wrote about himself. It's not only gauche, but also extremely loud. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He fires a rockett at you, but the extra 't' weighs it down, giving you enough time to dodge.
He tries to get you to stand still long enough to stick an axe in you, but you have different plans.
David starts singing a theme song he wrote about himself. You shame him into having one of his, thankfully far less loud, frontiersmen sing it instead.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 108-196 chips.

You gain 145 experience.

You got an item: buckskin coat (10.3 ± 5.9%)
You got an item: sharpshooter's rifle (20.6 ± 7.8%)
You got an item: Rockett's coonskin cap (39.3 ± 9.4%)