De la Sole

De la Sole

You are fighting De la Sole.

They used to be named Tilapia, but they're a jam band and nobody likes jellyfish, so they had to change their name.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 12-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: band-aid (15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana (14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier (15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon (3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book (3 ± 0.4%)