Elizabeth Shoe

Elizabeth Shoe

You are fighting Elizabeth Shoe.

It's always a little weird when a person is named after a noun. Maybe that's why this Goody is so cranky. Or maybe she just doesn't approve of your less than rigid adherence to the rules.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She may not know kung fu, but Elizabeth seems to have picked up some karate from somewhere, if your swept legs are anything to go by.
• Elizabeth releases her swarm of pet fish. They're voracious and as ill-tempered as sea bass.
• Elizabeth drags you forward in time to show you the errors of your ways. You're not entirely sure if your errors are why the future is on fire. damage+ (fire) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She tries to sweep your legs, but pretty soon the shoe's on the other foot.
• Elizabeth releases her swarm of pet fish, but they're not very dangerous on land... at least not until the sequel comes around.
• Elizabeth drags you forward in time to show you the errors of your ways, but the future actually looks pretty good. I mean, it looks pretty good for you.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 65 experience.

You got an item: Blue Oxford drink (15.8 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: really big shoe (19.1 ± 2.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.
100% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• Goody Two Shoes rally
  

References

• Refers to actress Elisabeth Shue.