Ender Wiggum
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You are fighting Ender Wiggum.
Part ultraviolent child prodigy, part dumb as a brick. The unborn army has done its worst to him, and what's left is a mess. He's looking for a fight to continue his training, and he choo-choo-chooses you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Wiggum headbutts you. You wouldn't expect a prodigy's head to be quite that... solid.
- Wiggum invites you to a nice game of "51 knife pick-up" and doesn't take "no" for an answer.
- Wiggum's learned the enemy's face is down. At least, it is when you're standing on it, like he is right now.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Wiggum considers headbutting you, but gets distracted by some delicious crayons.
- Wiggum starts to show you a game, but you already know the winning move is not to play. It's okay "51 knife pick-up" doesn't sound very fun anyway.
- Wiggum explains the enemy's face is down, but you refuse to follow his advice.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-11-218-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Wiggum wigwam 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
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This enemy is a static Villain. |
References
- An amalgam of Ender Wiggin of the Ender's Game book series, and Ralph Wiggum of The Simpsons.
- The second miss message refers to the quote "The only winning move is not to play" from the movie WarGames.