English tourist

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English tourist

You are fighting an English tourist.

This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The tourist berates you for belittling his favorite FC, belaboring how bedaft you are at tremendous volume... noise ordinances bedamned. damage+ (sonic) damage
  • The tourist and a bunch of his buddies catch you up in a scrum. It turns out that means something very different when you're not talking about software design.
  • He offers you a cuppa. Unfortunately, the delivery vector seems to involve your forehead. damage+ (fire) damage



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • The tourist attempts to explain how you insulted his FC, but when you ask what an FC is, he just breaks down in tears.
  • The tourist calls for his buddies, but the rest of the tour group seems to have wandered off.
  • He offers you a cuppa. It seems even in the middle of a fight, he remains quite the gentleman.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 53-88 chips.

You gain 54 experience.

You got an item: bag of PG Tips Tea-bag.gif (22.2 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: bowler Bowler.gif (15.7 ± 2.7%)






Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to electric damage.
50% resistant to sonic damage.


Locations

References

  • The foe's image is based on English actor John Cleese.