Evil Alfred bear
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You are fighting an evil Alfred bear.
The butler always did it, so it should be no surprise that this butler-bear is evil.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- It offers you some hot tea... and then smacks you in the face with the silver platter.
- It offers you some hot tea... and then gives you a thorough dressing down about your manners. (psychic) damage
- It offers you some hot tea... by dumping it on your head! (fire) damage
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It tries to bite you, but it's an evil stuffed bear, not something with actual teeth.
- It tries to bear hug you, but it's an evil stuffed bear, not something with working arms.
- It tries to maul you, but it's an evil stuffed bear, not an evil mechanical nightmare.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 60 experience.
You got an item: caffeinated cloth 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: soft fabric 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
25% weak to fire damage.