Evil felt caffeine molecule
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You are fighting an evil felt caffeine molecule.
The caffeine molecule grows an evil robotic head with evil glowing red eyes and starts swinging its mechanical robot molecule arms at you in a most threatening fashion.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Did you know that caffeine is a diuretic? Well it is. It attacks you with extreme dehydration action!
- It uses one of its oxygen molecule like a little noose and strangles you.
- It stabs you with one of its bonds, directly injecting you with enough caffeine to send you into shock. (acid) damage
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Caffeine may be a diuretic, but you've long since developed a tolerance.
- It tries to strangle you with one of its oxygen molecules, but you remind it that just because oxygen's symbol is O doesn't mean its a circle.
- It tries to stab you with an ion bond, but you change your outer shell is too stable.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 40 experience.
You got an item: caffeinated cloth 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: soft fabric 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
25% weak to fire damage.