Evil teddy bear

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evil teddy bear

You are fighting an evil teddy bear.

Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The stuffed bear makes good on the name Teddy by riding rough right over you.
  • The bear mauls you. You'd think plush and foam wouldn't hurt, but there's a core of deadly steel in its arms.
  • The bear sinks its teeth into your flesh and shakes you like a pick-a-nick basket.



It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
  • The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
  • The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain 20 experience.

You got an item: caffeinated cloth Caffeinated-cloth.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: soft fabric Soft-fabric.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing Hot-stuffing.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing Hot-stuffing.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing Hot-stuffing.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)





Known resistances/weaknesses

25% weak to fire damage.


Locations

References

  • The third hit message refers to Yogi Bear's ongoing serial theft of pick-a-nick baskets.
  • The third miss message refers to teddy bear being named after Theodore Roosevelt, not FDR. The first hit message refers to Theodore Roosevelt and the Rough Riders.
  • The first miss message refers to Teddy, a type of lingerie.