Faceless minion
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You are fighting a faceless minion.
This is one of those guys (or girls) running (or walking) around with a helmet on his (or her) head that completely obscures (or obfuscates) his (or her) face. For all you (or I) know, there's only one of these guys (or gals).
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- It pulls out a taser and zaps you something fierce.
- It head-butts you. That face shield is hard!
- It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You quickly regret saying, "It's nice to meet you" and extending your hand.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It pulls out a taser, but you tell it you don't have time for internet memes.
- It head-butts you, but your skull must be harder than its helmet. I'm... not sure that's a good thing...
- It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You say "hi" and make plans for coffee later on.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 69-93 chips.
You gain 83 experience.
You got an item: Minion Brand helmet 
(20.6 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: warmaking baton 
(8.9 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: TaserMax 
(11 ± 2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to ice damage.
50% weak to fire damage.
Locations
References
- By "internet memes" in one of the miss messages, it refers to an old internet classic: Don't taze me, bro!.