Franz Shoebert

Franz Shoebert

You are fighting Franz Shoebert.

Never trust a man who looks and dresses like an old-time classical composer, but runs around on roller blades. Especially tan roller blades with pink shoelaces. Like most classical musicians (or people who take after them), Shoebert is a stickler for the rules.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He schlaps you with a trout.
• The moon shows you your own form. Which buys Franz enough time to skate behind you and get in a cheap shot.
• Franz rolls after you like an angry elf king, demonstrating a thing or two about dragon fire's wrath and ruin. (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to schlap you with a trout, but fish schlapping isn't actually his country's forte.
• The moon shows you your own form. You're looking pretty good.
• Franz rolls after you like an angry elf king, serving as a metaphor for untimely death. On the bright side, most metaphors in Twilight are harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 68 experience.

You got an item: roller blades (14.7 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: Panama hat (16.8 ± 2.6%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.
100% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• Goody Two Shoes rally
  

References

• The description and image poke fun at noted Austrian composer Franz Schubert.