Generic evil teddy bear
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You are fighting a generic evil teddy bear.
Unlike Ursula's fancier product lines, this generic teddy is still evil, but the materials it's made from are of a significantly inferior quality.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The teddy smacks you with its paws in a fairly generic manner.
- The teddy bites you in a rather generic fashion.
- The toy attacks and hits you in a generic location for a specific amount of pain.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The toy attacks and succeeds in hitting you, but the low-quality manufacture of the toy causes the assault to be so minimally damaging as to basically not do anything.
- The teddy bites at you but you dodge its generic attack with some brand-name maneuvering.
- The teddy tries to maul you, but the fancy Twilight malls don't carry generic products.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 20 experience.
You got an item: soft fabric 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
25% weak to fire damage.