Giant bodyguard bear
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You are fighting a giant bodyguard bear.
A giant bodyguard bear, roughly the size of a prehistoric cave bear, rumbles out of Ursula's warehouse and charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The bear paws at you. You try to find the pause button but can't, and the attack connects solidly.
- It malls you badly. Er, mauls. Sorry, must have shopping on my mind.
- The giant bear kicks you into next week. Next week kicks you right back here. Double ouch.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It tries to maul you, but you're staunchly anti-consumerist and won't go anywhere near a mall.
- The bear swipes at you with an enormous paw, but it bear-ly misses you.
- The bear tries to belt you, but you belt out a rendition of Whitney Houston's 1992 classic awful enough to scare away any bodyguard, bear or otherwise.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 130 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
25% weak to fire damage.
Locations
Notes
- In Ursula's warehouse, after killing 5 of them you get Up, Up, and Away! adventure.
References
- The third miss message references the song "I Will Always Love You", performed by Whitney Houston and featured in the 1992 movie The Bodyguard.