Green Horseshoe of Death

Green Horseshoe of Death

You are fighting a Green Horseshoe of Death.

You try to start up the executable, but no luck! In fact, the opposite of luck happens!

There's a saying, two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Apparently combining two pieces of good luck--a clover and a horseshoe--make for one very evil computer component indeed.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The horseshoe flies through the air and gets a ringer around your neck.
• The horseshoe drops onto your head. They can't all be glorious descriptions of epic combat. Sometimes you just get cliches.
• The horseshoe spins around so all the luck leaks out all over you. Who knew that luck was corrosive? (acid) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The horseshoe lands at your feet. In this case, close only counts in hand grenades.
• You flip the horseshoe so that the prongs point up, keeping all that tasty luck inside.
• The horseshoe is firmly nailed to a rafter, so it just sort of sits there.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 120 experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• There's a Blog.Org for This
  

Notes

• Occurs when you choose "bat", "exe", "load", "run", or "zip" on There's a Blog.Org for This.
• Using a degausser destroys this foe, yielding subscript beta.

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.