Guardian statue

guardian statue

You are fighting a guardian statue.

Here we have an enormous statue of... you. Actually, it's just a giant representation of your head. Weird.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

It fires some eye lasers at you and they really, really hurt. (fire) damage
In a loud, booming voice, it demands information about "the ancients". You don't have an answer so it yells some more. (sonic) damage
It headbutts you. Well, what did you expect?

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It fires some eye lasers, but it being immobile means you can easily dodge.
It starts yammering about "the ancients", but you point out that's the wrong game.
It tries to headbutt you, but it's still half buried, so that doesn't work so well.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (Level*10, capped at 250) experience.

You got an item: stone nose (14.3 ± 2.4%)
You got an item: guardian statue's eye (15%)
You got an item: guardian statue's eye (15%)
You got an item: ancient stone disk (25.2 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: ancient vacuum tube (4.8 ± 1.3%)