Hammered plasterer
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You are fighting a hammered plasterer.
Also known as the most evil of all construction workers, this spackle-worker has had his eye on you since you walked in. The suds and fumes have washed the spackle away, and all that's left is pure malice.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He makes you a plaster cast. It's kind of nice, except for the part where he broke a bone so you'd need it first.
- He monologues about spackling ceiling like a foot above bunkbeds. The sympathy pains prickle across your forehead.
- He spackles a wall and sidesteps your attack. Now you know why the coyote is always so angry.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He makes you a plaster cast. You don't need one right now, but it seems faintly threatening.
- He monologues about spackling ceiling like a foot above bunkbeds. The monster!
- He spackles a wall. Well, at least people won't lean against it now.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 15-29 chips.
You gain 19 experience.
You got an item: iron knuckles 
(20.2 ± 1.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to fire damage.