Han Dynasty-era warrior
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You are fighting a Han Dynasty-era warrior.
This old-style mounted warrior seems like a figure right out of the history books. You're not quite sure if it's just a historical reenactment gone awry or if this is some new gang getup, but this guy appears to mean business.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- You try to trick him into firing into a straw dummy, but he sees through your ruse and fills you with arrows. Still, free arrows.
- He beats you with a fan that's less "southern belle" and more "ancient warlord." damage + (sonic) damage
- He charges into you with enough force to send a dozen soldiers flying. You may be a superhero, but there's only one of you.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- You trick him into firing a barrage of arrows into a straw dummy. Because, hey, free arrows.
- He swings a fan at you, but you know how to deal with clingy fans.
- He charges into you with enough force to send a dozen soldiers flying... or would have, if you weren't also much less numerous and more agile than said dozen soldiers.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 76-125 chips.
You gain 95 experience.
You got an item: miso soup 
(11 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: dumpling 
(8.7 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: Red Hex 
(9.4 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: bronze flute 
(9 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: chakram 
(8.7 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: strategist's fan 
(9.4 ± 1.6%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The name refers to the video game series Dynasty Warriors.
- Although labelled as being of the Han Dynasty, this foe's image is based on a portrait of Yue Fei, a general who lived 600 years AFTER the Han dynasty fell.
- The first miss message refers to "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey": "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."