Hans of the Mole People
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You are fighting Hans of the Mole People.
Long have the mole people bided their time in the deepest tunnels of downtown Twilight and below, waiting for the time to strike. Now they send their champion, Hans, to lead the first strike.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Hans slashes at you with his claw-like hands. It may be true that no man is an island, but it's also true that man wasn't meant to be a tunnel.
- Hans feints. You dodge, but trip into his mole tunnel and take a nasty fall.
- You try to hide in the shadows, but Hans's mole-vision works better in the dark, so he tracks you down and extracts his payment in blood.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Hans slashes at you with his claw-like hands, but you're a lot tougher than the dirt he normally tunnels through.
- Hans tries to trick you into falling into his mole hole, but you tamp down the dirt mound with your feet to fill it in.
- Hans's limited mole-sight causes his attack to miss widely.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-28-219-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: moleroot 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
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This enemy is a static Villain. |
References
- Refers to Hans Moleman of The Simpsons and possibly the film The Mole People.
- The first hit message refers to the quote "No man is an island" from Meditation XVII, part of Devotions upon Emergent Occasions by John Donne.