Hey, Is This Important?

Well, this sure seems to be a waste of time. After aborting the program, you wake up right where you left off. No combat, no tricky puzzle, no prize, no chips, no nothing. What a waste! You decide to do something about this!

You complain.

Actually, you're not sure why you don't do this sort of thing more often. It must be the superhero angle. That's the only reason you can think of for running around bashing people in the nose. And you want to know the strangest thing? It actually works!

I mean, they don't refund your money, but they do apologize and give you a soda from the fridge. It's not perfect, but it's still not a bad deal.

You got an item: Boot Rear brand root beer