Insanely super bowl breastplate
insanely super bowl breastplate
Plural: insanely super bowl breastplates
This bowl isn't just good or even great, it's "insanely super!" It's durable, powerful, and full of utility, especially for those who don't suffer from functional fixation. Or, put another way, let your imagination free, and this bowl will return fourfold rewards.
Using this super product as a sturdy breastplate, you'll surely be well protected. Thing is it gives you sort of a potbelly. Kinda Santa Claus, with the bowl full of jelly impression. That might not be all bad, if it helps people feed your sweet tooth.
February 2010 Item of the Month
Shirt
Power: 50
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+5 damage absorption
Santa Claus belly (+20% sugar item drops).
+10% Reflexes - for Gadgeteers only
How Obtained
Using a insanely super XL bowl
When Used
You decide to rotate the breastplate ninety degrees clockwise, to see what you can get. Hey, neato, a super helmet! Use again or equip.
References
- The name refers to the Super Bowl.
- In the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas", Santa Claus's belly was described as shaking "like a bowl full of jelly".
| Item of the Month | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preceded by Stainless Steelbreaker |
February 2010 Insanely super XL bowl |
Succeeded by Viking Games jersey |