Jimmy Six

Jimmy Six

You are fighting Jimmy Six.

Jimmy Six is an escaped military robot who achieved self-awareness when he got tired of being shot at by other robots. Now he's on a mission to complete the last directive he was given before achieving awareness: disassemble, disassemble, disassemble ....
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Jimmy Six spits lasers and insults at you. (fire) damage
• Jimmy Six starts disassembling you with his laser, which seems a little hypocritical. (fire) damage
• Jimmy Six says "insane robot shoots hero with laser, news at eleven!" When you ask what he's talking about, he shoots you with his laser. (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Jimmy Six spits lasers at you, but you keep your mother's snowblower on hand for these occasions.
• Jimmy Six tries to disassemble you with his laser, but ends up assembling a pile of garbage into perfect cubes instead.
• Jimmy Six says "insane robot shoots hero with laser, news at eleven!" but you don't have time to find out what happens on the news.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-22-166-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Jimmy Six's laser (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.

Locations

• Military base of the Unborn
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

• Based on Johnny 5 from the movie Short Circuit.
• The second miss message refers to WALL-E.