Joybuzzard

joybuzzard

You are fighting a joybuzzard.

The joybuzzard feasts on the carrion of destroyed happiness. His hand would also make your hand vibrate unpleasantly if you shook it, but neither of you is in the mood for that kind of funny business.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He punches you, making your head vibrate unpleasantly.
• He circles around you like he expects you to just give up and lie down. It... sort of sounds like a good idea. (psychic) damage
• He gives you the old joybuzzsaw. Like a joybuzzer, it isn't funny for the person receiving it. Unlike the joybuzzer, it doesn't even seem to be funny for the person giving it.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He punches at you, but you're too lively for him.
• He circles around you like he expects you to just give up and lie down. Who does he think you are, Lazy Boy?
• He tries to give you the old joybuzzsaw, but you know better than to shake a running buzzsaw.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (Level*8) experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Buzzkill's Army
  

References

• The description refers to a Joy buzzer.
• The second miss message refers to La-Z-Boy furniture.