Killjoy

killjoy

You are fighting a killjoy.

This meanie of a sourpuss has only one goal: to squash every single iota of joy within you. That look on her face makes for a good start.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She goes into a litany of reasons your favorite movie is terrible. (psychic) damage
• She disappears into a thicket of trees, then pops out and socks you one.
• She points out what laws you're breaking, from city ordinances to the laws of physics, growing louder and louder as she heads down the list. (sonic) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She goes into a litany of reasons why your favorite movie is terrible, getting increasingly frustrated as you nod along.
• She disappears into a thicket of trees, unfortunately choosing to hide behind the one labeled "Killjoy was here."
• She points out what laws you're breaking, from city ordinances to the laws of physics, growing louder and louder as she heads down the list. You point out that there's no way she can yell loud enough to hurt you and she drops back to a reasonable volume to continue her harangue.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (Level*9) experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Buzzkill's Army
  

References

• The second miss message refers to the "Kilroy was here" graffiti.