Lady Macbeth

Lady Macbeth

You are fighting Lady Macbeth.

Lady Macbeth, ambitious and murderous, thinks you stand between her husband and the throne of Scotland. If it's any consolation, she'll probably feel bad about it once you're dead.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She calls out for her husband, who runs in from off stage and pummels you soundly.
Using nothing but her ambition she pounds you badly. It's a very big ambition, you see.
A messenger calls out that Macduff is invading. She tries to commit suicide, but misses and sticks you with her knife instead.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She swings her knife at you and seems sure to hit, but at the last second a bunch of trees come swarming in and pull her away just long enough for you to recover.
She starts to hit you, but then at the last second decides you look too much like her father when he's sleeping. Yes, even if you're a girl.
Instead of attacking you she gets distracted trying to brush something off her clothes. You can't see what it is, but she seems really upset about it.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 78-129 chips.