Lazy and lethargic lizard

lazy and lethargic lizard

You are fighting a lazy and lethargic lizard.

It's not that this lizard doesn't care, it's just that it spent all day soaking up the sun, and it's having a hard time getting itself ready to fight. But make no mistake, it really wants to hurt you, just as soon as it isn't so sleepy.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

It yawns loudly and leans forward, catching your head between its jaws and biting you.
It bites your leg fiercely at having its sleep interrupted
It suddenly stretches and smacks you in the face with with a foreleg.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It yawns loudly and curls up for just five more minutes.
It considers biting your leg, but just lets out another tired yawn instead.
It suddenly stretches and starts fumbling around to find the snooze button.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 110 experience.

You got an item: infinitesimal ionized ingot (25.6 ± 3.3%)
You got an item: positively purple phone (25.2 ± 3.3%)
You got an item: random raggedy rod (9.8 ± 2.3%)