Leering king

leering king

You are fighting the leering king.

Despite his wife's warnings to beware the ides, this actor came to the Cube today dressed for his normal role. Now he's apparently making up for it by being even creepier than usual.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He stabs you with a sword sharp as the tongue of an ungrateful child.
He just sits there in awkward silence and stares at you. It goes way beyond disquieting. (psychic) damage
The king pours something on you that scalds like molten lead; probably because it's molten lead. (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He stabs you with a sword sharp as the tongue of an ungrateful child. It's pretty creepy, but not exactly life-threatening.
He just sits there in awkward silence and stares at you. It makes you want to hit him which, as luck would have it, was kind of on the itinerary anyway.
The king pours something on you that he says scalds like molten lead, but it's not even above body temperature.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 73-154 chips.