Man with two red shoes

man with two red shoes

You are fighting the man with two red shoes.

You may ask, what's so odd about having two red shoes? The answer is, when the shoes don't match, it's very unusual.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

While you're trying to figure out how his shoes are so badly mismatched, the man kicks you in the shin.
A gunshot rings out from nearby. The man dodges it, seemingly by accident, but you are not so lucky.
The man drops some coded documents. While you're trying to figure them out, he takes the opportunity to kick you with one of the red shoes.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

You remark on the man's shoes and he explains it's part of an elaborate, but uninteresting, practical joke.
A gunshot rings out from nearby. The man dodges it, seemingly by accident.
The man drops some documents, but you realize they're just sheet music. He's probably playing some Shoebert.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 71 experience.

You got an item: Blue Oxford drink (12.7 ± 2.3%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

The image is Tom Hanks, while the title refers to his 1985 film The Man with One Red Shoe.