You are fighting Memphis Tofeles.
Memphis here used to be in a traveling band called The Cities (along with Detroit Billy, Chicago Mordecai, Seattle Sam, and Punxsutawney Phil), but when they realized they could supplement their income with a life of crime the music eventually fell by the wayside and the band eventually split up. Memphis is now pursuing a solo act that's maybe 10% music and 90% robbery.
Your opponent attacks ...
- Memphis whips out a harmonica. It's horrendous. I mean, he's just playing a little tune, but that's how they sound at the best of times. (sonic) damage
- Memphis jabs you with a pitch fork. Er, pitchfork. The farm implement, not the auditory tool. We're making a devil joke this time, not a music joke.
- Memphis tricks you into stepping into a circle of large tuning forks, and then bangs on all of them in rapid succession. The sonic resonances and dissonances do very funny things to your insides. (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- Memphis whips out a harmonica and tries to blast you with some horrendous notes, but the "harm" part of "harmonica" is seriously overrated.
- Memphis tries to punish you by singing out of key, but you stand up and walk out on him. He asks his friends for a little help, but you get by.
- Memphis tries to deafen you with a blast from his horn, but he accidentally leaves the mute in. All you hear is a muffled (but appropriate) sad trombone: "waaah waaah."
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: pitch fork (Guaranteed Drop)
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
- The enemy's name is a reference to the demon Mephistopheles.
- The description contains a reference to Punxsutawney Phil, who is a groundhog, not a jazz musician.
- The second miss message refers to the song "With a Little Help from My Friends".
|This enemy is a wandering Villain.|